1 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:54,914 So, you know... usual girl stuff. 2 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:57,917 She picks up the dry cleaning. She does the food shopping. 3 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,420 By the way, your dr. Melfi has excellent taste. 4 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:03,423 She only shops at the fancy- shmancy deli-- 5 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:07,427 the kind with the italian name but you can't find a fuckin' meatball in the whole joint. 6 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,429 What else? 7 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:13,433 I don't even know what i'm supposed to be lookin' for. What's up with this cooze? 8 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:18,438 It's none of your fuckin' business. You're on a strict need- to- know, lieutenant. 9 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:21,941 I oughta knock the shit outta ya for what you did to her date last month. 10 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:25,445 What? I figure this girl is somegoomahof yours, so i scare him a little. 11 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:27,947 What's the big deal? 12 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:33,453 This guy still come around? No. He's not her type. 13 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:37,457 I told ya, he's a coward. He nearly pissed himself. 14 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,959 All right, anything else? I don't wanna be here all day. 15 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,463 Yesterday-- yesterday she got off at 9:00 and she went to bed early. 16 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:47,467 That's it? That's it. 17 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:51,971 Here. Buy yourself an iron. 18 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:00,613 You ready? 19 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,618 Decaf, right? 20 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:14,627 So, how was your college trip with your daughter? 21 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:17,130 Tell ya, my life, it's like, uh, 22 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:19,632 episode of provolone somethin'. 23 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:24,137 - What's goin' on? - My wife. All we do is fight. 24 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:27,140 Can you believe it? She's jealous of you. 25 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:32,011 Is that something that you feel, or has there been some discussion with carmela? 26 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:34,147 She didn't know you were a girl. 27 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:37,650 You know, a woman. 28 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:41,154 Excuse me, a doctor. Woman doctor. 29 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:44,657 Why did it take you so long to tell her? I didn't tell her. 30 00:03:44,908 --> 00:03:47,410 You spilled the beans when you called to change the appointment. 31 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:52,031 Let me ask you a different question. Why a female? Why a female doctor? 32 00:03:52,415 --> 00:03:54,417 You know, she asked the same friggin' question. 33 00:03:54,918 --> 00:03:56,920 I sometimes wonder myself. 34 00:03:57,287 --> 00:03:59,789 And? I'll tell you what i told her. 35 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:03,793 Cusomano gave me a choice between two jewish guys and apaisanlike me. 36 00:04:04,294 --> 00:04:07,297 - I picked thepaisan. - What's the one thing every woman-- 37 00:04:07,297 --> 00:04:10,300 your mother, your wife, your daughter-- have in common? 38 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:13,937 - They all break my balls. - 39 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:18,191 no, i know what you mean. They're all italian. So what? 40 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:22,061 So maybe by coming clean with me, you're dialoguing with them. 41 00:04:22,445 --> 00:04:24,447 Let me ask you a question. 42 00:04:25,448 --> 00:04:28,451 Why do you have me as a patient? 43 00:04:28,451 --> 00:04:33,456 Most legit people, they'd go a hundred miles out of their way not to make eye contact with me. 44 00:04:33,456 --> 00:04:36,459 But you-- you didn't flinch. 45 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,642 The water's warm. Come on in. 46 00:04:52,642 --> 00:04:54,644 Hey, sammy. How are you? 47 00:04:56,145 --> 00:04:58,648 Just in time. I was just gonna make some coffee. 48 00:04:58,648 --> 00:05:00,650 Yeah? How's junior? 49 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:06,022 Sit the fuck down! Down! 50 00:05:08,024 --> 00:05:11,027 That's how junior is, sammy. 51 00:05:11,027 --> 00:05:13,029 I'm with little jimmy altieri. 52 00:05:13,529 --> 00:05:16,032 Yeah? You payin' jimmy for this game? 53 00:05:16,032 --> 00:05:18,534 Huh, sammy? No. 54 00:05:18,534 --> 00:05:21,537 Are you payin'someone for this game? 55 00:05:21,537 --> 00:05:23,539 Huh? 56 00:05:23,673 --> 00:05:25,174 Aah! 57 00:05:25,675 --> 00:05:28,678 The party's over. 58 00:05:28,678 --> 00:05:34,183 Junior soprano is the new boss and he ain't respectin' old arrangements. 59 00:05:34,684 --> 00:05:37,186 You're lucky. You stayed slim. 60 00:05:37,186 --> 00:05:41,190 You can buy right off the rack. 61 00:05:41,190 --> 00:05:45,695 I wanted something special. The boys are having a little time for me. 62 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,815 You're wearin' the suit to the dinner, eh? 63 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:51,818 These guys today, they want to be buried in their joggin' outfit. 64 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,824 So how's your, uh-- what's your oldest boy's name? 65 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:02,829 Rafaelle. Ralphie. Yeah. Good kid. 66 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,832 Yeah. He lost his son, you know. 67 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:09,969 - What do you mean, lost? - Dead. Morte. 68 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:16,476 Ah, just a-- just a fucking kid. 69 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,594 A baby. 70 00:06:18,594 --> 00:06:22,598 Oh, what are we talkin' about here? You lost your grandson? 71 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:25,852 What are you gonna do? These fucking animals. 72 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:28,855 These-- these drug dealers. 73 00:06:29,238 --> 00:06:31,240 The little kid used to run around here breakin' balls. 74 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:35,495 Domonique. My namesake. 75 00:06:35,745 --> 00:06:39,365 Did you know about this? 76 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:42,502 See? What'd i say about this fucking poison? 77 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,004 These kids shouldn't touch it. 78 00:06:45,254 --> 00:06:49,759 I read the paper every day about these poor pricks overdosin'. 79 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:54,514 He didn't overdose. He killed himself. Fourteen years old. 80 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:58,017 Jesus! Was this at patterson falls? 81 00:06:59,635 --> 00:07:02,138 - Holy shit! That was your grandson? - Why? 82 00:07:02,138 --> 00:07:04,640 The kid, he took one of those designer drugs, right? 83 00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:08,144 Goes to the falls, takes a header right off the fence. 84 00:07:08,144 --> 00:07:12,148 They said the current whirled so much that his head was bashin' on the rocks for days... 85 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:14,901 before he even came up. 86 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:18,905 And meanwhile, this piece of shit... 87 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:24,410 he gets to walk the streets and sell more of this stuff to young kids. 88 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:26,913 Oh, really? 89 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,415 What's this motherless fuck's name? 90 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,423 Even the coffee's old in here. How much complaining can you do? 91 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,926 Eventually they find you with a broken hip. 92 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:43,930 I want to make a gift of a maganet. That's the only way you'll get good coffee. 93 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:48,434 What are you wearing? You smell like a frenchputa. 94 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:51,070 It's canoe. Johnny wore canoe. 95 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,575 Morning, livia. Oh, good morning. 96 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:57,577 Morning. Hi. 97 00:07:57,827 --> 00:07:59,946 New arrival? Keep moving, fella. 98 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,586 I'm happy for you, junior. 99 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:10,590 I know how long you waited to be made boss. 100 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:15,595 Just don't let certain people take advantage of your good nature like they did to johnny. 101 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,598 What certain people? Nobody got over on johnny. 102 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:21,601 Nobody's gonna get over on me. 103 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,604 How's your jewish friend? 104 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:29,108 - Hesh? What about him? - Who ever heard of a jew riding horses? 105 00:08:29,225 --> 00:08:31,727 - He owns a horse farm. - Aahh! 106 00:08:31,727 --> 00:08:36,232 He's tony's friend, not mine. What do you got against him anyway? 107 00:08:36,232 --> 00:08:39,235 Who, me? Nothing. 108 00:08:39,235 --> 00:08:43,739 Johnny liked him, and my son thinks that every word that comes out of his mouth... 109 00:08:43,739 --> 00:08:45,741 is pure gold. 110 00:08:47,743 --> 00:08:51,247 Are you tellin' me that since i'm the new boss i should tax hesh? 111 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,252 Heh! 112 00:08:56,752 --> 00:09:00,756 Boy, anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it. 113 00:09:00,756 --> 00:09:03,759 You're lookin' to crack hiscalione for puttin' you in here. 114 00:09:03,893 --> 00:09:06,896 I don't know what you're talkin' about. Yeah. 115 00:09:07,263 --> 00:09:10,266 And i'm playin' shortstop for the mets. 116 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:14,770 Oh, all right, watch the balls! 117 00:09:26,782 --> 00:09:29,285 What is the matter? 118 00:09:29,285 --> 00:09:31,787 Tony's cannoli doesn't want to stand up? 119 00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:34,790 Tony's cannoli's tired. 120 00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:37,293 But i can make it happen, baby. 121 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:40,796 I know. It's just, maybe-- 122 00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:45,801 so how's your job? 123 00:09:45,801 --> 00:09:48,804 Huh? Since when do you care about my job? 124 00:09:49,305 --> 00:09:51,307 Can't i be nice? 125 00:09:52,308 --> 00:09:55,811 All right. Forget it. 126 00:09:55,811 --> 00:09:58,314 Mmm. 127 00:09:58,314 --> 00:10:01,067 Okay, you don't want to talk about your job? Fine. 128 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,570 Here. Tell somebody who gives a fuck. 129 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:09,075 I'm not a fucking whore! Stick your money up your ass. 130 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:12,078 I don't know what's wrong with you, but don't take it out on me. 131 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:15,581 Hey, there's nothing wrong with me! Just wanted to talk, that's all. 132 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:18,584 For all the conversation i get around here, i might as well be a fuckin' dildo! 133 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:22,588 If you were a dildo, we wouldn't be fighting. 134 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:26,475 What does that mean? Huh, you fuckin' refugee? What does that mean? 135 00:10:26,475 --> 00:10:29,478 - Aah! - 136 00:10:29,478 --> 00:10:31,981 come here! 137 00:10:31,981 --> 00:10:33,983 Knock you out, you fuckin' communist cunt! 138 00:10:33,983 --> 00:10:35,985 Hey, hey, hey! 139 00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:41,991 Yeah, same to you! 140 00:10:42,992 --> 00:10:44,994 You fuckin' burned me! 141 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,248 Angela. 142 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,753 What do you got, andrea? 143 00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,013 Clabby? Hearts. 144 00:11:04,513 --> 00:11:08,017 Jump in, the water's warm. Child's play. 145 00:11:08,017 --> 00:11:10,019 Pound a point. 146 00:11:13,522 --> 00:11:16,525 Hesh is outside. Tell him to come in. 147 00:11:17,526 --> 00:11:20,029 He says he needs a word with you. 148 00:11:20,029 --> 00:11:23,032 What the fuck. I've eaten more queens than lancelot. 149 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,791 What's up? 150 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,793 Let's walk. That serious? 151 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,297 You spoke to your uncle lately? 152 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:41,300 Junior? Yeah. 153 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,804 No. I don't know. Why? What's up? 154 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,806 Your father was a fair man, tony. 155 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:50,810 What's that got to do with junior? Junior's not so fair. 156 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,312 Sometimes i wish you'd just get to the fuckin' point. 157 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,314 What'd he do? 158 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,817 He's taxing me, tony. 159 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,319 He's taxing you? When did this happen? 160 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,322 Today. Did you tell him you operated for years without any tax? 161 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:06,325 That my father loved you and respected you? 162 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,695 That ten cents out of every dollar that goes into his kick... 163 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:12,581 is directly related to your shylock business? 164 00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:17,086 My uncle's been boss of the family ten fuckin' minutes, already i gotagita. 165 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,705 What'd you tell him? Told him the truth. 166 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:23,209 It's a reasonable request but an unreasonable figure. Back up a minute. 167 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,712 What do you mean, "it's a reasonable request"? He's the boss now. 168 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:30,716 He can call the tune, we all dance to it. That's the way it's always been done. 169 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:34,220 You can either respect what's been done in the past or change the rules. 170 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,724 Look, tony, the reason i came over here was to tell you with all this bullshit goin' on, 171 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,977 i don't know if i can stay in this area. Where you gonna go? 172 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:46,482 Hey, come on. I can sit on my royalty checks. You forget i wrote six gold records. 173 00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:48,984 No, a couple of black kids wrote six gold records. 174 00:12:48,984 --> 00:12:51,987 You owned the company. You gave yourself a co- writing credit. Come on, hesh. 175 00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:54,990 Besides, i know you. 176 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:57,493 You leave this action, you're gonna kill yourself. 177 00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:01,997 How much does he want? Five hundred large, 178 00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:05,000 plus two points monthly on my shy. 179 00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:09,505 Hm! All right. 180 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:12,508 Do me a favor. Sit tight for now. 181 00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:15,010 Let me think about it for a while. 182 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,321 How was that, baby? 183 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,823 The best. 184 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:20,826 You are the best. 185 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,330 Come here. 186 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:29,335 Tony, i love your cannoli. 187 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,839 You okay? 188 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,841 Yeah, i'm okay. 189 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,344 Go back to your sleep. 190 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,100 Sure you're all right? 191 00:14:50,105 --> 00:14:54,610 So, what do you want new york to do? 192 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:57,112 First of all, junior can't know that we talked. 193 00:14:57,112 --> 00:15:00,115 He's gotta think hesh came to you on his own by himself. 194 00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:05,120 You are still runnin' things. 195 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,625 Another thing, the arrangement, whatever it is, can't be insulting to my uncle. 196 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,127 Hesh's gotta pay somethin', 197 00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:14,129 i just haven't decided what. 198 00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:23,138 I gotta get back. We'll talk later. 199 00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:31,146 How's the veal? 200 00:15:31,146 --> 00:15:34,650 It's like rubber. Yeah? 201 00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:42,658 Tastes all right to me. Want somethin' else? 202 00:15:43,158 --> 00:15:46,211 No. 203 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,093 Hm. Don't look at me. 204 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,595 Compliments of johnny sack. 205 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:12,237 Maybe you'd like to spend the rest of our anniversary with him. 206 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:16,742 I was over there for ten friggin' minutes, carmela. Don't do this. 207 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:20,746 All right, tony. At least i know where i stand. 208 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,252 Why you always gotta be so dramatic, huh? 209 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,254 Here we go. Huh! 210 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,257 All right, i'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. 211 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,260 You don't even know what you're apologizing for. 212 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:39,765 It's our anniversary, tony. Ours. 213 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:43,769 Not yours, mine and johnny fuckin' sacks'. Ours. 214 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:47,272 Here i was thinkin' maybe we could get a room at the plaza like last year, or-- 215 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,274 i don't know. I do-- 216 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,786 i'm sorry, carmela. 217 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,288 Huh? 218 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:07,292 I just got a lot on my mind, and i'm not thinkin' straight. 219 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:13,298 Hey. I'm sorry. 220 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:21,306 Should i call the plaza? Come on. 221 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,928 Nah, let's go home. 222 00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:39,942 Hey, come here. 223 00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:43,445 Carmela, what do you want me to say? I'm lost at sea here. 224 00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:47,950 You've changed, tony, and i resent it. 225 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:52,454 I resent it because it's destroying what little self- esteem i have left. 226 00:17:52,454 --> 00:17:56,458 I swear, sometimes i think you skeeve me. I skeeve you? 227 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:59,461 You're the mother of my children. How the fuck did i skeeve you? 228 00:17:59,461 --> 00:18:01,964 You see what i'm talkin' about? Right there. 229 00:18:01,964 --> 00:18:03,966 "You're the mother of my children." 230 00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:07,970 I feel like i'm just someone you've chosen to procreate with. 231 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:10,973 You knew this might happen with the prozac. 232 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:12,975 Ginny torrelli's been on it for years and she'd hump a fire hydrant... 233 00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:16,478 if it could make a pass at her. Dr. Melfi told me it affects different people different ways. 234 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,981 Oh. She told you that? 235 00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:38,000 I think before we start today's session, 236 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,502 we need to address the coffee situation. 237 00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:44,506 It's not appropriate of me to take gifts. 238 00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:49,011 - It's a cup of coffee. - Let's just make a rule, okay? No gifts. 239 00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:54,016 This mean i can't drink mine? 240 00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:56,018 No, no. 241 00:18:56,018 --> 00:19:00,022 I'm sorry. I usually have my answering service on when i have a patient, 242 00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,524 but i have a car emergency. 243 00:19:02,524 --> 00:19:04,526 Yes? 244 00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:08,030 What does that mean, "diagnostic"? 245 00:19:09,031 --> 00:19:12,534 I just wanna know what's wrong with my car. 246 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,420 No. No, don't do anything. 247 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,923 No, i want to get a second opinion. 248 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,928 I'll-- i'll take my chances. Thank you. 249 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,933 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 250 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,935 It's all right. 251 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,938 So...how's it goin'? 252 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,941 Good. Real good. 253 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,444 As a matter of fact, i think i may flush the medication. 254 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:42,948 You know? See if the changes i'm feelin' are for real. 255 00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:46,068 Why would you do that? The prozac seems to be working. 256 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:50,455 Well, that might be the problem. It might be workin' a little overtime. 257 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,457 What do you mean? 258 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,459 Umm-- 259 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:59,331 - i'm havin' a, uh-- - reaction? 260 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,967 You know. A side effect from the stuff. 261 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,336 We talked about that when you started. 262 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,472 Some people get insomnia; 263 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,842 others a stomach ache or headaches. 264 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:16,481 - But it usually passes. - Are there any other side effects that you know of? 265 00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,851 Some people experience a diminished libido. 266 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:24,239 - They have a hard time getting or maintaining a-- - bingo. 267 00:20:24,239 --> 00:20:26,742 I see. Mm. 268 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:29,745 You know, not all impotence is a result of the medication. 269 00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:32,247 You sayin' there's somethin' wrong with me? 270 00:20:32,247 --> 00:20:34,249 When's the last time you had a prostate exam? 271 00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:37,119 Hey, i don't even let anybody wag their finger in myface! 272 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:43,008 I'm sorry, i shouldn't have laughed! 273 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,510 - Don't apologize. - Oh, boy. 274 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:49,264 - You got a nice laugh. - All right, let's be serious. 275 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,267 Hey, i'm serious. 276 00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:58,774 You know that depression is also a leading factor in impotence. 277 00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:03,278 When you awaken in the morning or in the middle of the night, do you ever have an erection? 278 00:21:03,645 --> 00:21:09,034 - You could set your clock to it. - Okay, so we know it's not a physical problem. 279 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,795 Let's put that in after the credenza. Yes, ma'am. 280 00:21:21,296 --> 00:21:23,799 You wanna tell me what's goin' on? 281 00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:26,802 I bought some furniture. 282 00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:29,304 Why don't we just move into roche bobois? Save the delivery charge. 283 00:21:29,304 --> 00:21:31,807 Fine. I'll send it back. 284 00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:33,809 No, but you've been spendin' like a drunken sailor all last week. 285 00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:36,311 I said i'll send it back. 286 00:21:36,311 --> 00:21:38,814 Mother of christ, carmela, i didn't say that, did i? 287 00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:40,816 Jesus. 288 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,986 All due respect to new york, 289 00:21:43,986 --> 00:21:46,488 i don't think you should be tellin' my uncle how to run things. 290 00:21:46,488 --> 00:21:48,490 You think i got the balls to drive in from new york... 291 00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:51,493 and tell your uncle how he should run his family? 292 00:21:51,493 --> 00:21:56,999 I shouldn't expect to see the statue of liberty again if i did that, huh? 293 00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,252 - All right, look, tony. - 294 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:04,256 hesh isn't only a friend of you guys. He's a friend of ours. 295 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:09,261 Somebody has to step in so he doesn't get fucked. I never said fucked. 296 00:22:09,378 --> 00:22:12,381 And you. Frankly, i'm a little hurt. You should've come to me first. 297 00:22:12,381 --> 00:22:15,767 - Airin' your dirty laundry in public. - Junior knew how i felt. 298 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,270 How would it look if i went to you after i spoke to him? He's got a point. 299 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:24,893 Bottom line is, what're we gonna do about this? 300 00:22:29,531 --> 00:22:31,533 Somethin' tells me you have a suggestion. 301 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:35,904 Junior, if there're any flies on you, they're payin' fuckin' rent. 302 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:43,161 Five hundred is a little steep for back taxes, no? 303 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:46,415 As far as two percent of his action, that's up to you to settle. 304 00:22:46,415 --> 00:22:50,802 After all, that affects tony as much as hesh. 305 00:22:50,919 --> 00:22:53,422 I'm not out to hurt anyone. 306 00:22:53,422 --> 00:22:56,925 God forbid i get in the way of someone earning. 307 00:22:57,426 --> 00:23:00,429 Let's say one and a half on the shy business and 300 on the back tax. 308 00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:03,432 Two fifty. 309 00:23:07,936 --> 00:23:10,939 What'd i tell ya? Hold onto your cock when you negotiate with these desert people. 310 00:23:13,942 --> 00:23:16,445 Two fifty. 311 00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:18,580 All right. 312 00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:43,972 Mr. Soprano. 313 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:55,734 You want sex? No. 314 00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:00,372 Go back to sleep. 315 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:15,887 You know, you have a nice body. You ought to make it work for you more. 316 00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:19,891 Oh, really? You reveal too much. 317 00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:22,894 You don't want other men looking at me? 318 00:24:23,011 --> 00:24:25,013 No. When you're not with me you do what you want. 319 00:24:25,514 --> 00:24:30,018 But i'm sayin' maybe you could wear a nice, businesslike outfit. 320 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,404 I think i could get into that. 321 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,406 You want me to dress like a man? No. 322 00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:37,776 No, you fuckin' wack- a- doo, i don't want you to dress like a man. 323 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:41,780 I'm just sayin', maybe wear somethin' a little more professional. 324 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:45,417 You know, like you're in business. Fuck you. I'm no whore. 325 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:49,921 No. That's not what i mean. Not like you're in the whore business. 326 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,923 Oh, forget it. 327 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,795 Come here. 328 00:25:00,682 --> 00:25:03,685 Is everybody in my life bananas or what? 329 00:25:06,188 --> 00:25:08,440 Get over here! 330 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,944 Come here. Go jerk off. 331 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,447 Yeah. Go jerk off. 332 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:17,949 Look at this. She burned me. 333 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,452 That's not good. 334 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:22,454 What led up to that? 335 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:26,324 Carmela can be pretty violent sometimes. 336 00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:29,327 This added problem that i've been havin' that we talked about-- 337 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:33,331 i just thought that maybe we needed to spice things up a little bit. You know? 338 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:35,834 If it's not the prozac, 339 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:39,337 then maybe i just needed a little jump start. 340 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:42,340 So i suggest to her that maybe she dress a little differently. 341 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:46,845 Something titillating. Yeah. You know, maybe it'd help. 342 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:49,848 So i suggested to her-- 343 00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:51,850 not demanded-- 344 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,852 suggested-- 345 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:56,855 you know, maybe dress a little sexier. 346 00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:59,357 But carmela can be very sensitive. 347 00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:02,360 Maybe she felt it degraded her. 348 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,863 Not all women are into sexy lingerie. 349 00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,365 I'm not talkin' about dressin' like that. 350 00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:09,868 Then what are we talking about? 351 00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:13,371 Some women are sexier when they dress simple. 352 00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:15,373 You know, understated. 353 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,877 I don't mean-- 354 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:24,883 fuck it. I don't know what i mean. 355 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:30,388 Like you. 356 00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:32,390 How like me? 357 00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,392 You play it down. 358 00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:42,901 Now, it's obvious you got a killer body under there. Don't get me wrong. 359 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,903 All right. 360 00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:47,405 Not only do you play it down, 361 00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:51,409 but you're gentle. 362 00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:53,912 Not loud. 363 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:55,914 Sweet sounding... 364 00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,418 like a mandolin. 365 00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:07,425 Anthony-- 366 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:17,936 it's unfortunate that we have to stop now, 367 00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:20,939 because i think it's really important we talk about this. 368 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:24,943 Do you think you could come back later this afternoon? 369 00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:26,945 No. 370 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:32,450 Till tuesday. 371 00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,454 Okay? 372 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,461 Yeah, all right. 373 00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:45,463 See you tuesday. 374 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:13,124 Oh, motherfucker! 375 00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:17,128 Ow. 376 00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,130 Shit! 377 00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:54,866 It's the oddest thing. I've had this problem for weeks, 378 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:58,870 but this morning i get in and it starts right up. 379 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:02,373 - And then again at the deli. - Uh, looks fine. 380 00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:05,376 Are you sure? I was told i need a new starter. 381 00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:11,382 Lady, as much as i might wish to rob you... 382 00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:13,885 even i wouldn't try to replace a new starter with another. 383 00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:19,274 - What do you mean "new"? - New. It has everything but the price tag hanging from it. 384 00:29:25,947 --> 00:29:28,316 Come on, mikey! I didn't do nothin'! 385 00:29:28,316 --> 00:29:30,819 Poor kid committed suicide up here'cause of you. 386 00:29:30,819 --> 00:29:33,705 You fuckin' know me! Yeah, i know ya. 387 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:40,578 Now listen to me. I'm gonna give ya a break. 388 00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:43,581 When i toss ya over-- no! 389 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:47,585 If you can fly i won't shoot you down. Deal? 390 00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:50,472 No! Son of a bitch. 391 00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:17,749 My goodness. 392 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,751 What happened here? 393 00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:27,759 It's some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn't want to live no more. 394 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,761 He jumped. 395 00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:38,636 How much he give you? 396 00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:55,036 I thought i was the only one junior could make look like that. 397 00:30:59,908 --> 00:31:01,910 All right. Let me hear it. 398 00:31:02,911 --> 00:31:06,414 Rusty irish. What about him? 399 00:31:06,915 --> 00:31:10,919 He took a header off the falls. That's the closest that junkie fuck ever got to a bath. 400 00:31:11,419 --> 00:31:14,422 I got news for you. That junkie fuck was my biggest earner. 401 00:31:14,422 --> 00:31:17,926 During the football season he moved more cards than ten guys put together. 402 00:31:17,926 --> 00:31:21,062 And another thing. A certain friend of ours should've checked with me... 403 00:31:21,062 --> 00:31:24,315 before he did a favor for the old man capri. 404 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:28,186 You're losin' me. Irish was the one who sold capri's grandson that shit. 405 00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:30,822 I think you created a fuckin' frankenstein in junior. 406 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:33,324 I created? 407 00:31:33,324 --> 00:31:35,827 We all agreed to let junior have his day. 408 00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:39,831 Let him be the lightning rod. When lightning strikes, god forbid, and somebody goes down, 409 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:42,333 it's not a young man with a family, remember? 410 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:45,837 - We all agreed. - Yeah, but who expected to get raped? 411 00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:50,208 When jackie was acting boss no one minded, 'cause it all evened out at the end of the day. 412 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,211 But your uncle-- marone! Doesheeat alone. 413 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:56,214 He doesn't even pass the salt. Heh heh. 414 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:58,216 What about that sammy grigio card game? 415 00:31:58,216 --> 00:32:01,219 That fuckin' mikey smacked him around. That ain't right. 416 00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:04,222 Come on, jimmy. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. 417 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:07,725 Junior was right. He had a position. That game wasn't payin' anybody. 418 00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:12,230 The minute sammy grigio used jimmy's name, it should've been end of story. 419 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:16,734 - That's right. - 420 00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:20,238 what do you want me to do? We made our bed. We sleep in it. We're all men. 421 00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:23,241 But how long we gonna continue to kick upstairs without it hurtin'? 422 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:26,244 I mean something, anything, should trickle down over here, no? 423 00:32:26,494 --> 00:32:31,883 All we want you to do is talk to him. After all, he's your uncle. 424 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:34,636 - Come on. - That's right. 425 00:32:48,149 --> 00:32:50,151 Who is it? It's me, ma. 426 00:32:50,652 --> 00:32:52,654 Who? Anthony. 427 00:32:54,155 --> 00:32:56,157 Open the door. 428 00:33:00,662 --> 00:33:03,164 I thought you were the activities lady. Hey. 429 00:33:03,164 --> 00:33:05,166 She's a real pain in the ass. 430 00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:09,170 Playing bingo, livia? Not tonight, honey. 431 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,673 You know, she's a degenerate gambler. 432 00:33:12,173 --> 00:33:14,175 Uh, millie? Millie? 433 00:33:14,175 --> 00:33:16,177 Hmm? My son. 434 00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:19,681 Handsome. 435 00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:30,692 So how's it goin'? 436 00:33:30,692 --> 00:33:33,194 Oh, what can i say? 437 00:33:33,695 --> 00:33:35,196 Hey, this is great. 438 00:33:35,697 --> 00:33:38,700 The only thing that's missin' is that broken readin' lamp you had by the phone. 439 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,202 I got it downstairs. I can bring it if you want. 440 00:33:41,703 --> 00:33:43,705 Shh, shh, shh. Listen. 441 00:33:44,205 --> 00:33:46,708 Oh, she's driving me crazy. Who? 442 00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:50,211 Next door! There it is again. 443 00:33:50,211 --> 00:33:52,213 Oh! 444 00:33:52,213 --> 00:33:55,717 That's enough water! How much water does she need? 445 00:33:56,217 --> 00:34:00,722 She runs the water all day. Water, water, water! 446 00:34:00,722 --> 00:34:04,726 I'm livin' next door to gunga din! 447 00:34:04,726 --> 00:34:08,229 I went down to ferrara's. I got you some biscotti. Almonds? 448 00:34:08,229 --> 00:34:10,732 Yeah. All right. Leave'em there. 449 00:34:10,732 --> 00:34:14,235 I'll take'em downstairs later for my coffee. 450 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,745 Uncle jun been by? Oh...once in a while. 451 00:34:23,745 --> 00:34:26,247 It makes him uncomfortable here. 452 00:34:26,247 --> 00:34:30,752 He's got a lot on his mind. More responsibilities means more headaches. 453 00:34:30,752 --> 00:34:34,255 Better men than him had to work hard. Yeah. 454 00:34:34,255 --> 00:34:40,261 He'll be all right... long as he remembers who his friends are. 455 00:34:42,263 --> 00:34:45,767 I'd just hate to see him mess this up. He's been waitin' a long time for the big chair. 456 00:34:45,767 --> 00:34:50,772 What do you mean? It's not a business that forgives bad decisions. 457 00:34:50,772 --> 00:34:53,775 I hate to see him making wrong moves, you know? 458 00:34:53,775 --> 00:34:57,278 Especially at the start of the game. Why're you tellin' me? 459 00:34:57,278 --> 00:35:01,282 - Tell him. - Ma...you got his ear. 460 00:35:01,282 --> 00:35:03,284 He listens to you. 461 00:35:03,284 --> 00:35:05,286 I don't know that world. 462 00:35:05,787 --> 00:35:07,789 No, of course not. 463 00:35:07,789 --> 00:35:11,292 But if anything, you know, were to come up-- that's all. 464 00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:13,795 I don't want to get involved. 465 00:35:13,795 --> 00:35:17,799 If you have something to say to your uncle then bring it up to him. 466 00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,669 Oh, i wish the lord would take me. 467 00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:24,172 Come on, ma. 468 00:35:24,172 --> 00:35:28,676 There's probably plenty of gents in this place that want a date with a lovely woman like you. 469 00:35:29,177 --> 00:35:31,679 Look, i'm goin' downstairs... 470 00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:35,183 before that activities lady finds me. 471 00:35:35,683 --> 00:35:37,185 You want coffee? 472 00:35:37,685 --> 00:35:39,687 Yeah, all right. Bring my cookies! 473 00:35:40,188 --> 00:35:43,191 Carmela, i don't want to sound like... 474 00:35:43,191 --> 00:35:45,693 religion is a cure- all, 475 00:35:45,693 --> 00:35:48,696 but i think if tony got more involved with the church... 476 00:35:48,696 --> 00:35:52,700 it may help to expedite things in his therapy. 477 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:56,204 What's killing me is this is a self- inflicted wound. 478 00:35:56,204 --> 00:35:57,705 I pushed for it. 479 00:35:57,839 --> 00:36:02,343 I could deal with thegoomahs. I knew i was better than them. 480 00:36:02,343 --> 00:36:06,848 As stupid as it sounds, i viewed them as a form of masturbation for him. 481 00:36:06,848 --> 00:36:10,351 I couldn't give him what he needed all the time. 482 00:36:10,852 --> 00:36:13,354 You're a man, father. You know that thirst. 483 00:36:15,356 --> 00:36:18,860 I was too busy with the house and kids to quench it. 484 00:36:21,362 --> 00:36:26,367 But the psychiatrist-- you know, she's not just agoomah. 485 00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:29,370 For the first time i feel like he's really cheating... 486 00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:32,874 and i'm the one who's thirsty. 487 00:36:32,874 --> 00:36:36,377 I'm not gonna stay in a marriage that's made-- shh. Shh. 488 00:36:36,377 --> 00:36:39,380 Let's not even think about that. 489 00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:41,382 Divorce is for the weak, 490 00:36:41,883 --> 00:36:44,886 for people who never intended on dying married in the first place. 491 00:36:47,388 --> 00:36:50,391 You know, carm, we reap what we sow. 492 00:36:50,391 --> 00:36:53,394 What do you mean? 493 00:36:53,394 --> 00:36:58,399 You admit to accepting his dalliances in the past. They meant nothing to tony. 494 00:36:58,766 --> 00:37:03,771 But you said it was like they were lightening the workload, 495 00:37:03,771 --> 00:37:07,775 providing a wife's duty when you were too busy with the kids and the house. 496 00:37:07,775 --> 00:37:09,777 You practically welcomed it. 497 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:15,533 I want you to pray to our holy mother. 498 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:19,537 Ask her for guidance and forgiveness... 499 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:22,540 so that you can get through this as a couple. 500 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:28,045 You're not without sin in this, carmela. 501 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:34,769 She's outta control. She's spendin' money like we're the sopranos of park avenue. 502 00:37:34,769 --> 00:37:38,272 But you've noticed her, which may have been the point. 503 00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:44,278 Look, before we run out of time, 504 00:37:44,278 --> 00:37:49,150 i'd like to discuss what happened when we were here last week. 505 00:37:52,153 --> 00:37:54,405 How's your car? 506 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:59,293 Did you steal my car and have it fixed? 507 00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:03,798 We had an agreement: No gifts. 508 00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:06,300 I didn't want to see you get robbed. 509 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:11,422 It was you. You had no right to steal my car. 510 00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:16,427 - I've been scared to death. - Why? 511 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:20,064 It's a violation of my privacy. What else have you done? 512 00:38:23,684 --> 00:38:25,686 Answer me. 513 00:38:28,189 --> 00:38:30,191 I love you. 514 00:38:30,191 --> 00:38:32,693 Anthony-- i'm in love with you. 515 00:38:34,195 --> 00:38:36,697 I'm sorry. That's just the way it is. 516 00:38:37,198 --> 00:38:40,201 Okay, let me talk. No. It's not the prozac. 517 00:38:43,204 --> 00:38:45,206 I dream about you. 518 00:38:45,206 --> 00:38:47,708 I think about you all the time. 519 00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:50,211 I can't get excited about any other women. 520 00:38:51,712 --> 00:38:53,714 There's nothing else to say. 521 00:38:54,715 --> 00:38:58,719 I love you. Let me start here. 522 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:03,724 I know this may be very hard for you to swallow, 523 00:39:03,724 --> 00:39:07,228 but you're only feeling this way because we've made such progress. 524 00:39:07,228 --> 00:39:10,231 What? I've been gentle. That's my job. 525 00:39:10,231 --> 00:39:14,735 I listen. That's what i do best. 526 00:39:14,735 --> 00:39:18,239 I've been a broad, generic sympathetic woman to you, 527 00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,242 because that's what this work calls for. 528 00:39:23,244 --> 00:39:27,748 You've made me all of the things you feel are missing in your wife... 529 00:39:27,748 --> 00:39:30,251 and in your mother. 530 00:39:37,758 --> 00:39:41,762 You're makin' me out to be some fuckin' mama's boy. 531 00:39:42,263 --> 00:39:46,267 I'm a man... and you're a woman. 532 00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:48,269 End of story. 533 00:39:48,269 --> 00:39:54,275 And this crap about freud and every boy wanting to have sex with his mother-- 534 00:39:54,275 --> 00:39:56,277 that's not gonna fly here. 535 00:39:56,277 --> 00:39:59,280 I didn't say that. 536 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,782 I want to make sure we understand each other. 537 00:40:01,782 --> 00:40:04,785 Yeah, we understand each other. 538 00:40:06,787 --> 00:40:09,290 You don't love me. 539 00:40:13,794 --> 00:40:16,297 You don't want me to come back any more, fine. 540 00:40:16,297 --> 00:40:18,799 It's quite the opposite. 541 00:40:18,799 --> 00:40:22,303 This is all a byproduct of progress. 542 00:40:22,303 --> 00:40:24,305 Has someone been following me? 543 00:40:27,308 --> 00:40:29,310 Okay, forget it. 544 00:40:29,810 --> 00:40:31,812 I'll see you next week. 545 00:40:42,072 --> 00:40:44,074 All right! Let's go! 546 00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:46,076 Move it! Remember when you used to tell me-- 547 00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:51,081 i always thought you could make the pros. You coulda done it. You had a swing like joe di. 548 00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:54,585 You're crazy. What, you think i'm shittin' you? 549 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:58,088 Yeah, i could barely hit. 250. That's because you didn't want it. 550 00:40:58,088 --> 00:41:02,476 Too busy chasin' skirt. Chasin' skirt, your average was. 500. 551 00:41:02,977 --> 00:41:05,479 - Yeah, what happened? - So what is it you want to talk about? 552 00:41:06,981 --> 00:41:11,986 Octavian. You know, augustus. 553 00:41:11,986 --> 00:41:16,490 You fuckin' with me? No. Octavian became augustus. 554 00:41:18,993 --> 00:41:21,495 Forget about that. Bottom line: 555 00:41:21,495 --> 00:41:24,999 Augustus was a caesar-- and everybody loved him, right? 556 00:41:24,999 --> 00:41:29,003 You know why? I don't know that i give a fuck. 557 00:41:29,003 --> 00:41:32,006 Everybody loved him 'cause he never ate alone. 558 00:41:32,506 --> 00:41:36,510 Capisci? It was the longest time of peace in rome's history. 559 00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:40,514 He was a fair leader, and all his people loved him for that. 560 00:41:40,514 --> 00:41:44,518 This the one that they stabbed in the back? No, that was julius. 561 00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:49,523 I'm talkin' about augustus. He shared his wealth, and all his people loved him. 562 00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:54,778 You said that three fuckin' times. I heard it."his people loved him." what's your point? 563 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:01,285 Remember the story you told me about the father bull talkin' to the son? 564 00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:04,788 They're up on this hill. They're lookin' down on a bunch of cows. 565 00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:07,291 The son goes to the father, 566 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,793 "dad, why don't we run down there and fuck one of these cows?" 567 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:12,546 You remember what the father said? 568 00:42:12,546 --> 00:42:16,550 Father says, "son, why don't we walk down there and fuck'em all?" 569 00:42:16,550 --> 00:42:19,053 I told you that? Yeah! 570 00:42:19,553 --> 00:42:21,555 Why don't we fuck'em all! 571 00:42:21,555 --> 00:42:24,058 That's funny. 572 00:42:24,058 --> 00:42:27,561 Okay, i get your point. Why don't you just come out with it... 573 00:42:27,561 --> 00:42:31,065 instead of all this augustus- octavian shit? I don't know. 574 00:42:31,565 --> 00:42:35,069 Are you okay? You been actin' mesamortelately. 575 00:42:35,069 --> 00:42:38,072 I ain't seen a long face like that since you were a kid. 576 00:42:38,072 --> 00:42:43,077 I'm okay. It's just, uh...bullshit stuff. Don't worry about it. 577 00:42:43,077 --> 00:42:47,081 You sure? Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. 578 00:42:50,701 --> 00:42:54,705 Junior took the 250 you gave him and whacked it up amongst the top five guys. 579 00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:57,207 You know, so he doesn't look greedy. Smart move. 580 00:42:57,207 --> 00:43:00,210 Yeah. Your uncle may turn out to be another harry truman. 581 00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:03,213 What's that mean? Truman had a big job thrust upon him. 582 00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:06,216 He didn't want it, but in the end he made some pretty wise decisions. 583 00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:10,220 So who knows? Your uncle may turn out to be the right man for the job. 584 00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:15,225 I fuckin' hope so, 'cause i'll tell you right now, i don't want the fuckin' job. 585 00:43:15,726 --> 00:43:18,228 Let junior die from the stress. 586 00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:21,231 It's what gave jackie the cancer, god rest his soul. 587 00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:23,734 "Boss." Fuck it. Who needs it? 588 00:43:34,495 --> 00:43:36,997 - It's nice here. - I can't stand the smell. 589 00:43:36,997 --> 00:43:39,500 Shit, flies all over the place. 590 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,504 But i could stand here for hours and watch'em run around. There's a kind of beauty to it. 591 00:43:44,004 --> 00:43:47,007 I envy them. I wouldn't go that far. 592 00:43:47,007 --> 00:43:50,511 I would. They got no bills, no headaches, 593 00:43:50,511 --> 00:43:52,513 no familycazies runnin' around. 594 00:43:52,513 --> 00:43:55,516 One horse likes another horse, they go up to each other, they fuck. That's it. 595 00:43:55,516 --> 00:43:59,520 No problems, no hundred questions, no guilt. 596 00:44:02,022 --> 00:44:04,525 I don't know what the fuck i'm talkin' about. 597 00:44:04,908 --> 00:44:08,028 So junior whacked up my money and spread it around, huh? 598 00:44:08,028 --> 00:44:09,530 Yeah. 599 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:13,167 Five bosses, 50 a pop. Not a bad day's pay. 600 00:44:15,169 --> 00:44:17,671 Still, i wish it wasn't your money. 601 00:44:17,671 --> 00:44:20,424 You know, it makes me feel terrible. 602 00:44:23,293 --> 00:44:25,429 What? 603 00:44:28,799 --> 00:44:31,935 You old fuckin' jew. Here's my share. 604 00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:34,938 You think i'm gonna profit off your tax? 605 00:44:38,058 --> 00:44:40,060 Never entered my mind. 606 00:45:00,214 --> 00:45:03,217 Dr. Melfi-- there's nothin' there, you know. 607 00:45:03,217 --> 00:45:05,719 You don't have to explain nothin', tony. 608 00:45:08,222 --> 00:45:10,224 This psychiatry shit-- 609 00:45:10,724 --> 00:45:13,227 apparently, what you're feelin' is not what you're feelin', 610 00:45:13,227 --> 00:45:16,230 and what you're not feelin' is your real agenda. 611 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:33,363 You're gonna stick with it, right? I don't know. 612 00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:35,866 Think you should. 613 00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:38,869 You do? Uh- huh. 614 00:45:41,371 --> 00:45:43,874 I was jealous. I should've told you-- 615 00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:45,876 no, wait. Let me finish, tony. 616 00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:50,380 I've been thinkin' a lot about this. 617 00:45:53,383 --> 00:45:55,886 I was jealous of her ability to help you-- 618 00:45:57,387 --> 00:46:00,390 to be a sort of salvation to you. 619 00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:02,893 I talked to father phil, and... 620 00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:06,897 i wanna be that woman in your life. 621 00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:17,407 Carm, you aren't just in my life. 622 00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:19,409 You are my life. 623 00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:26,416 Come here. 624 00:46:43,817 --> 00:46:45,819 Okay, i'm no good at speeches. 625 00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:48,939 Yeah, you owe him a fuckin' dime, you'll hear some great speeches. 626 00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:52,326 - Shut up. Let me talk. - 627 00:46:52,326 --> 00:46:54,828 go ahead, talk. I was only kiddin'. Go ahead. 628 00:46:55,329 --> 00:46:57,698 I'd like everybody to raise their glasses. 629 00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:10,594 Okay, uh-- 630 00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:14,598 he taught me as much as anybody, 'cept for maybe my father. 631 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,102 Even if he wasn't my uncle, 632 00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:22,606 i'd be standin' here sayin'... 633 00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:26,109 - to our new boss, salud. - 634 00:47:28,896 --> 00:47:31,532 to junior. 635 00:47:31,532 --> 00:47:33,283 Junior. 636 00:47:35,035 --> 00:47:36,637 To junior. 637 00:47:36,637 --> 00:47:39,740 Salud. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00